pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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