i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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