My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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