I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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