is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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