In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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