but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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