I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
my being single is dangerous.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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