Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
