Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
All I want is dick and wine.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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