She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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