need another drink. this is the easiest way
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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