I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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