No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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