butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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