She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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