haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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