goodnight i made you a song goodbye
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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