she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I can't turn off my feet"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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