I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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