so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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