P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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