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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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