i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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