is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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