He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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