On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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