have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
