Me. At least after what I've been through.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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