Where did you get a picture of my penis
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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