finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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