I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Congratulations! We have a period
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