it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
