it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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