I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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