You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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