she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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