is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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