do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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