Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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