You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
