If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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