People in love make me want to vomit
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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