Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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