omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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