have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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