I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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