My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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