so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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