He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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