Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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