So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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