We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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