You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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