worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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