I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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